时间是公元前50年 It's the year 50 BC,
高卢被罗马完全占领 All of Gaul is occupied by the Romans,
完全？也不是 All?... No!
一个不肯屈服的高卢人小村… One small village of indomitable Gauls
…依然在顽强的抵抗着侵略者 still resists the invaders,
在罗马兵营… Under strict surveillance by the Roman camps of
…及各类设施的密切监视下… Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium,
…所有的高卢人都过着平静的生活 all these Gauls enjoy their peaceful days,
所有的？也不是 All?... Not quite.
这天早晨，他们中的一个 比其他人都醒得更早 This morning, one of them awoke well before the others,
一路顺风，电报鸽 Bon voyage, Telegraphix.
高卢人是顽强的… While Gauls may be indomitable
…因为没有人会甘心情愿被征服 nobody said their hearts can't be conquered.
一直以来，爱尼道斯的心… For several months, Lovesix's heart
…就只为伊琳娜(希腊公主)而跳动 beats only for Irina, Princess of Greece.
高卢英雄大战凯撒王子 (奥运会上的阿斯特里克斯) ASTERIX AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES
公主，看啊 电报鸽回来了！ Princess, look. Telegraphix is back.
这次你为我带来了什么？ What did you bring me this time?
啊… Ah!
今天清晨，伊琳娜，我将踏上旅途… This morning, Irina, I begin my long voyage
…你的爱就是我的向导 And your love, undoubtedly will guide my steps
我的双眼终将一睹你的容颜 Soon your eyes will finally see my face.
三次月出之后，亲爱的 我就会到你身边 In three moons, my sweet. My heart is yours.
三次月出… Three moons...
奥运会选拔最好的运动员你也可以成为球场之神 OLYMPIC GAMES SELECTION OF BEST ATHLETES You too can be a God of the stadium
我也是来排队参赛的 Hello, is this the entrance?
滚一边去吧 - Back of the line. - Half-pint!
冷静点！-去打扫体育场！ - Cool it! - Go sweep the stadium!
员工入口正在招聘 STAFF ENTRANCE NOW HIRING
对不起 Pardon.
没门！ Never! I'll never marry him!
我决不嫁给他！ Tut, tut, tut!
我已经答应凯撒: 奥运会后结束后 I promised Caesar! You'll marry his son Brutus at the closing ceremony!
你就会和他儿子布鲁图成婚 You owe it to your people to make Roman occupation more bearable.
你不可以这样 父亲 How can you, father,
他体现了我们文明的伟大 who embodied the grandeur of our civilization,
服从暴君的命令？ submit to a tyrant's orders?
真的吗？看，凯撒统治世界。就是这样！ Look, Caesar rules the world. That's just how it is!
我不会嫁给布鲁图的 I won't marry Brutus
我爱上了别人 because I love another.
是吗！那个只会写些无病呻吟的废话的 神秘王子？ Yeah, your mysterious Prince Charming,
只懂在羊皮纸上涂鸦的人 scribbler of syrupy parchments.
我爱上了他的诗 I fell in love with his words.
那是诗人的文字… The words of a poet
…叫我铭心刻骨 deeply engraved in me.
就连阿波罗也无法让我忘记它们 Apollo himself, couldn't make me forget them.
也许是布鲁图写的呢 Maybe Brutus writes them.
布鲁图是个勇敢高尚 又正直的年轻人 Brutus is a valiant, virtuous, upstanding person.
据我所知，他还是个无畏的骑士 An intrepid horseman too, I'm told.
当然，这可是事实！ Oh, yes!
注意… 所有的禁卫军，立定！ Praetorians, halt!
停下！ Woah!
布鲁图，您没听到什么声音吗？ We weren't expecting you, oh, Brutus.
蒂蒂！ Tweety!
蒂蒂？ Tweety!
蒂蒂…慢点，蒂蒂！ No. Gently, Tweety!
慢点！慢慢地！！！ Easy! Easy!
没事 It's nothing...
豹皮太滑了 Slippery leopard skin.
谢哑聋！ Silenceus!
把马夫拖去四马分尸 Have the groom quartered.
再把这只该死的鸟做成标本！ And have this filthy bird stuffed!
我渴望你的心 犹如凯撒渴望征服世界 "I desire your heart as Caesar, the world
爱情是我的武器，我发起进攻 "Armed with my love, I launch my assault
漂亮的黄鼠狼，迷人的梅花鹿… "The lovey weasel, the delicious roebuck,
…还有八哥，脆蛇蜴和榉貂… "The jay, the slow-worm, the marten
我大森林中的朋友… "All my woodland friends
…在我脚边起舞… "Dance the Farendole in my footsteps
…和我一齐高声唱… "To shout as one with me...
伊琳娜！ "Irina!"
是你？ It's you?
你说什么？是他？ What, him?!
是我！ It's meeee!
布鲁图！布鲁图… Brutus! Brutus!
你来得真早！ We didn't expect you so early!
一路上应该都很顺利吧 Traffic was light.
我等不及要见我的未婚妻 I was eager to meet my betrothed.
你没说慌，欧布诺西亚斯… You didn't lie, Obnoxias.
她的确是倾国倾城 She's splendid!
…我带了礼物 I didn't come empty handed.
打开！ Showtime!
很华丽吧？ Snazzy, no?
是我和你，还有一头雄狮 It's me and you. And a big lion.
想象一下在家里。我让我的想象力 Picture it at home. I let my imagination run.
这还不是全部 And that's not all.
我知道你喜欢诗歌，正好… I know you like poetry. Luckily, I happen to be...
…我也好这一口 keen on it, myself.
我写了几行诗 I took the liberty of writing a few verses
来歌颂你的美丽 to the glory of your beauty.
头盔！ Helmet!
我是如此渴望得到你 Need nothing; want you,
我的眼里只有你 Like I never wanted anyone.
我是如此渴望得到你 ♪ Don't need nothin', I want you,
正如冬天对秋天的眷恋 ♪ Like winter loves the autumn
我是如此渴望得到你 ♪ I don't need nothin',
我是如此渴望得到你 ♪ I want you, I want you, Don't need nothin', I want you
这是怎么了…啊？ 你们是否觉得… Well, it's not... um...
我很滑稽？当然不是了 - Ridiculous? - Ah, no!
是的！ 我的歌跑调儿了 Yes. Because I din't really feel it.
我刚才没有发挥好 我重新唱一次 I didn't do it justice. I'll try again.
-用不着！ -是谁在说话？ - No way! - Who said that?
是我 Me.
我叫爱尼道斯 My name is Lovesix.
茨克，茨克，茨克 Tsk, tsk, tsk ...
你叫啥？爱尼道斯 - What's your name?! - Lovesix.
我来自唯一一个…还在抵抗凯撒的高卢村庄！ I'm from the only Gaulish village, which still resists Julius Caesar!
是吗？ No less!
我爱伊琳娜公主 I love Princess Irina and...
我想娶她 I want to marry her.
你凭什么向布鲁图发起挑战？ Who are you to defy Brutus?
是国王的儿子？还是皇帝的儿子？ A king's son? An emperor's son?
…可以配得上公主？ to pretend the hand of a princess?
我会在奥运会上赢得冠军！有这个可能吗？ - I'll win the Olympic Games! - Is that all?
我现在要怎么做？ 告诉我，我不懂 So what do I do now? Tell me 'cause I don't know.
匍匐在你脚下？ Do I prostrate myself at your feet?
跳一段扭扭舞？ Dance the Sirtaki? (Zorbá's dance)
真有趣，小高卢人 You're very amusing, little Gaul.
你只配给我做消遣 把他四马分尸！ But I've had enough. Quarter him!
不！ 不？ - No! - Waddaya mean, no?
我接受挑战 什么挑战？ - I accept the challenge. - What challenge?
我会嫁给奥运会冠军 I'll marry the winner of the Olympic Games.
说什么胡话呢？ What's this baloney?
希腊的国王必须把女儿… A Greek King is duty-bound to wed his daughter to a man
…嫁给和希腊人一样勇敢的人 as brave as the bravery which characterizes our people.
我就是啊！ Well, that's me!
等一下 Two seconds.
欲擒故纵是吧？ Playing hard to get, huh?
我喜欢，我喜欢！ I like it. I like it!
粗略地说，如果这是我女儿的愿望 Roughly speaking, if that's my daughter's wish,
…那也就是国王的心愿 then it must also be the king's will, so...
我去告诉我爸 I'm telling my dad.
等等，布鲁图！他不过是个小高卢人 No, Brutus, wait! He's just a tiny Gaul.
你的胄甲 Your coat-check.
力量是件愚蠢的事 Force is stupid.
何出此言啊，大力神？ Why do you say that, Obelix?
既愚蠢又讨厌 It's stupid and nasty.
狼吃羊… The wolf eats the lamb,
…鲨鱼吃小鱼… the shark eats the little fish,
…蜘蛛吃苍蝇… the spider eats the fly.
最弱的总是最善良的 It's always the nicest, who are weakest.
我们可以锄强扶弱 Force can be used to defend the weak. - Yeah...
可如果我打了某个强大的人 我不就比他强吗 But when I smack a strong guy, since I'm the stronger,
他也就成了弱者 well, he becomes weak.
当罗马人进攻时，我们是弱者 我们得反击 When the Romans attack, we're weak. We have to defend ourselves.
真正的力量应该隐忍不发 I think true strength is restraining your force.
我再也不做强人了 I'll never be strong again.
那个罗马人在做什么？ - What's with that Roman? - Dunno.
请问，罗马人，有人在追你吗？我是菲耳普斯！ Excuse me, Roman. Is someone chasing you?
我们看见你这么匆忙 We saw you scurrying so...
罗马帝国跑得最快的人！ We thought a boar was after you.
你是走得挺快的 Scurrying?! Waddaya mean?
我是最强的！我将代表罗马参加奥运会！ I'm Gluteus Maximus, the fastest man in the Roman Empire!
是的，你走得有点快 True, you walk a bit quick.
嘿，我是最强的！ Hey, I'm the strongest!
我是朱庇特(罗马神话中的主神)选出来的！ I've been selected to represent Rome at the Olympic Games, by Jupiter!
快跑！ Scurrying!...
接着！ Catch that!
看吧，你就是管不住自己 See, the instinct IS stronger than you.
是因为树 Well, it's because of the tree.
是啊，当然… Yeah, sure...
没有树，他不会有事的 Without the tree, it couldn't have happened.
这里是森林啊，当然树多了 That's the problem with forests; you bump into a lot of trees.
那是，那是 Yeah.
菲耳普斯！哦，臀肌！ Oh, Gluteus!
我明白了:是风 I get it, now. It's the wind.
风吹倒了你，又拔起了树 The wind pushed you past me and uprooted the tree.
我是最强的！ I'm the strongest!
今天算你倒霉！来啊，高卢人！ Do your damnedest, Gaul! C'mon, Gaul!
总想着…做最强的人是不对的！ It's not nice to always want to be the strongest!
我不想再当罗马人了！ - I'm sick of being the Roman! - It's your turn.
-该你了 -不，我不想再输了 No, I'm sick of losing.
我是阿斯特里克斯，不是罗马人！ - I'm Asterix, not a Roman! - Let me sock you, just once.
爱尼道斯！ Lovesix!
爱尼道斯！ Lovesix is back!
他在这！ He's here!
爱尼道斯在这！爱尼道斯回来了！ Lovesix is here! Lovesix is back!
凯撒不会老 Caesar doesn't age.
他只会成熟 He matures.
他的头发不会白…只会变浅 His hair doesn't whiten, it lightens.
凯撒是不朽的 Caesar is immortal.
千秋万世 For a long time.
凯撒是万能的，征服一切 Caesar has done it all, conquered all.
他是一头猎豹 He's a leopard,
是一名武士！ a samurai.
他谁的钱也不欠 He owes nothing to anyone.
包括洛克和他的兄弟们… Not to Rocco nor his brothers
或是西西里家族！ nor the Sicilian clan!
凯撒永远是对的 Caesar has the breeding of a Lord.
学院甚至将凯撒 称作最好的皇帝 The César Award for Best Emperor went to Caesar.
凯撒万岁！ Ave, me!
开门，开门！ Woah!
暗号 The code?
嗯… 29AJC48.
不对 No.
特纳西斯，暗号 Tenacius, the code.
-什么暗号？ -通行的暗号 - Which code? - The access code.
4… 4.
7… 7.
不对，是1000…1000 No, 1,000! 1,000! 1,000!
-你到底知不知道？ -不，他知道 - Do you know the code? - No, he knows it.
你快说 Get lost.
再见… A- V-E-U...
24！够了！ - 24! - Enough already!
至于你…无论如何，别动 You... don't move, whatever you do.
别动！你会喜欢的 Stay in the crosshairs. I think you'll like this.
上攻城槌！ BATTERING RAM!
万岁，凯撒，您的儿子来了 Ave, Caesar. Your son's here.
他知道 He knows.
埃及那边还有些 让我烦心的事情等着处理 Egypt has her 7 plagues. Caesar has Brutus.
再见，爸爸。我从希腊回来了 Ave, papa. I'm back from Greece.
-我能和您谈谈吗？ -当然 - Can we talk. - He's listening.
出了点小问题 我的伊琳娜的婚礼…要推迟了 There'a a glitch. My wedding with Princess Irina is postponed.
那个讨厌的胖子决定把她的手交给奥运冠军 That fat Obnoxias decided to give her hand to the Olympic winner.
所以，我决定 That's why, I decided...
代表罗马出赛！ that I will represent Rome!
谁？你？！ - Who? You? - Yeah, me!
罗马人跑得快 Romans run faster than anyone...
跳得高，掷得远… - jump higher, throw farther. - That's me!
不！你最合适的位置… 并不在田径场上 而是在凯撒身后！ No, your place is not in the stadium but in the stands behind Caesar!
反正我去定了 Don't care, I'm going.
凯撒不同意！ Caesar forbids you!
以众神之父的名义！大声说！ - ( Talk to my gluteus...) - By Jupiter, son, stop mumbling!
总是这样 Always the same.
每次我提出一点小小的要求 Whenever I have the germ of an ambition,
你就拒绝我 you nip it in the bud.
要是妈妈还在… If Mama were here...
别提你母后！ Aah! Stop it with your mother!
就这样吧，拿你没办法 So be it. Alea jacta est! (the die is cast)
只说不做的家伙！如果你想去炫耀，去吧！ Wanna play the peacock? Wanna show your stuff? Go!
像希腊人那样！ Go show your ass-feathers to the Greeks!
爸爸！ Papa!
差点儿忘了 Excuse me.
我从希腊给您带了纪念品 一袋橄榄 I brought you a souvenir from Greece, a bag of olives.
不幸的是，我的品尝师死了 Sorry, son I have no tasters left.
拿着吧，已经去了核的 Oh, go on, they're pitted.
只算今年… May I remind you, since the start of this year,
你的小礼物 就夺去了47名品尝师的性命！ your little snacks have cost me quarantasette (47) tasters!
真的？47个？还真多啊 Oh? 47 is rather a lot.
不，但这些没什么问题 Nah, go for it, they're OK.
吃吧，吞下去 Go on, swallow it.
难道这间屋子只能有一只猎豹吗 There was one too many leopards in this place.
爱尼道斯从希腊回来了 大家热烈欢迎他！ Lovesix is back from Greece. Let's give him a welcome banquet!
爱尼道斯，你干什么呢？ Lovesix, what are you up to?
别管我！ Go forwards!
这是希腊习俗吗？ Is that a Greek custom?
要想娶公主 我必须赢得奥运会冠军 To marry the Princess, I must win the Olympics.
我永远做不到的，所以我宁可吊着 I'll never do it. I'd rather hang than live without her.
-爱尼道斯，你吊的是脚… -我知道 Lovesix, you're hanging by your feet.- True...
-我想恋爱，不想死 I don't wanna die, I wanna love.
-他是要赢得什么比赛？ 奥运会 - Win what games? - The Olympic Games, Obelix.
只有希腊人和罗马的行省可以参加 Reserved exclusively for Greeks and Roman provinces.
我们是高卢人！我们没有参赛资格 We're Gauls, we can't participate that's the rule.
为了爱情 他会去死 ♪ So lovelorn he dangles
可是倒吊着，他会生病！ ♪ The wrong end up, he'll sprain his ankles!
太厉害了！ That's excellent!
我会帮你赢得比赛… No one's listening.
…让我来帮助你 你在说什么呢？ - I'll help you win your games. - How's that, Obelix?
-我是个心地善良的人 -可跟这事有啥关系 - I have a heart. - Nothing to do with heart, Obelix.
我们是高卢人，不是罗马人 我们装扮成…罗马人吧！ - We're Gauls, not Romans! - We just disguise ourselves as Romans!
-怎么装？ -我把胡子割掉 - Oh, yeah? How? - I'll cut off my moustache.
以战神之名！ 我们是罗马人！ By Toutatis, we ARE Romans!
罗马人？从何时起？ Romans? Since when?
从凯撒征服高卢起！ Since the Conquest of Gaul by Julius Caesar!
我们在日尔戈维亚 可不是白白作战！ We didn't fight at Gergovia for nothing, goldang it!
冷静点，对你心脏不好 Calm down, Geriatrix, it's bad for your heart.
阿斯特里克斯说得对 Asterix is right.
我们是罗马的行省 所以也是罗马人！ Officially, we're a Roman province, so we're Romans!
来亲一个…我们可以参赛加 Kissy kissy...
奥运会了！是的 We can participate in the Olympics? - Yes.
会获得胜利！当然！ And win? - Yes.
也就能够… 娶到公主！ -当然！ And marry a princess? - Yes.
去唱我的高卢颂歌！ - Why? - To sing my Gaulish Anthem!
我不过是没收竖琴而已 No, I just confiscated the harp.
给凯撒点颜色看看！ To teach Caesar a lesson in front of his whole empire!
我也去，不过我得先去准备我的魔药 I'll join you. If I prepare my potion on-site, it'll be more effective.
咱们罗马人了不起！ ♪ We are Romans!
咱们罗马人了不起！ ♪ We are, we are, we are Romans!
魔药？ Magic potion?
他们有秘密武器！我们必须警告恺撒 A secret weapon! We must warn Caesar.
嘿，新来的！-嗯？ - Hey, new guy! - Huh?
你知道凯撒对坏消息的传递者做了什么吗？ You know what Caesar does to bearers of bad news?
你们好呀 Hmm, nice!
嗯…先生们 Gentlemen.
不是那边，总有一天 Not that way.
我会远走高飞… ♪ Make like a bird and fly
-这群高卢人疯了！ -我们走 - These Gauls are crazy! - Let's go.
-我是最棒的！ -厉害！ - That's what I do best! - Magnifique!
看我的抱摔！ Look at that hold!
看我的背肌！ Look at my abs!
看我的三块胸肌！ My dorsals! My pecs!
1，2，3！全都是在 3 pecs! What a eunuch!
“他真是太贱了” - Your neck? - Eunuch.
不，是太监 我必须阉了他 Had to have him snipped. He'd party all night. It was exhausting
因为他是个蠢货 帮帮我，我有点累了 Seaking of which, I'm tired of talking about sports.
轻一点，我全身酸痛 Easy, easy, I ache all over.
我昨天练了什么 我跳高成绩如何？ Remind me, how I did yesterday in the high jump?
12尺…了不起啊，布鲁图 12 feet, O great Brutus.
跳远呢？ The long jump?
-26尺，真了不起啊，布鲁图 -26尺… 26 feet, O very great Brutus.
我在进步，那跳宽呢？ 26 feet! I'm progressing. And the wide jump?
没这个项目！ No such thing!
我要睡觉了 I need rest now. I'll sleep.
谢哑聋！ Silenceus!
给我唱首歌 Sing me something.
布鲁图最棒 ♪ Brutus is magnificent
布鲁图最牛 ♪ Brutus is marvellous
布鲁图勇敢又大方 ♪ Brutus is heroic Brutus is generous
他把金币赐给穷人 ♪ He'd give gold to the needy
不，不给穷人！我也是在瞎说 No, not the needy! Get real!
我宁愿你数数好了 Count the push-ups.
-596，597 ♪ 596, 597,
598 ♪ 598,
599 ♪ 599,
600… ♪ 600...
万岁，布鲁图！ Ave, Brutus!
万岁！ Ave!
万岁，布鲁图！ Ave, Brutus!
列阵…乌龟阵… In formation!... Tortoise.
乌龟阵！ Tortoise formation!
这不是乌龟啊 - That's no tortoise. - It is.
是的…在军事上… 这就叫乌龟阵 From a military point of view, it's called a tortoise formation.
但在… Military point of view?... But from an animal point of view,
那才是真正的乌龟嘛 THAT'S a tortoise!
我要动物版的 I want it from an animal point of view.
动物版乌龟阵！ Tortoise formation from an animal point of view!
这才是我说的乌龟啊 Voila, now it's a tortoise.
这是… - Ah! - Hm!
是什么阵型？ What formation are they doing now?
是…进攻阵型 It's an... attack formation.
进攻什么？ To attack what?
进攻我们 From the way they're positioned; to attack us.
我们？ Us?
什么？ What is it?
-奥运会… -是，什么？ - About the Games... - What about the Games?
如果你想赢… If you want to win...
我在干嘛？ What do you think I'm doing?
-努力训练啊！ Back to your training!
-我说，伟大的布鲁图… I mean, great Brutus,
…您必须亲自跑步，投掷，摔跤 you should run, throw, wrestle, yourself.
等一下… Hold on.
你… You...
你这是在给我下命令吧 不，我怎么敢呢 - You gave ME an order? - Ah, no!
可你却已经给我下了命令 -不是的 - Oh, yes! Yes, an order! - No, I don't think...
-谢哑聋… 他刚才是不是命令我？ Silenceus, did he give me an order, or not?
呃！ Urgh!
有时我真后悔割掉了你的舌头 Some days I regret cutting out your tongue.
这是命令吗？ 大点声！ Was it an order, or not? Articulate!
是命令 Eh, yeah.
你敢命令我 You gave me an order.
-我绝对没这个胆子呀 -不过没关系 No big deal. No sweat.
坦白从宽 "A fault confessed is half redressed".
说:“是，我刚才给您下命令了” Say: "Yes, I gave you an order."
是… -Y-Yes... -Yes.
我刚才… I gave...
您… you... Ah, you!
…给您… I...
…下了命令了 I gave you an order.
这就对了嘛 Well, there you go.
嗯？哈哈！ Hm? Haha!
你吓坏了吧？ 我又不是怪物 You were scared? I'm not a monster.
-你以为我要把你四马分尸哪？ -嗯 Thought I'd have you quartered? Hahaha...
他以为我会将他四马分尸呢！ He thought he'd be quartered!
扔他进狮笼！ Throw him to the lions!
给他点教训！ That'll teach you to give orders!
我有您要的东西，伟大的布鲁图 I know what you need, o, great Brutus.
我自己做的灵丹妙药 An elixir of my own composition.
我称之为… I call it...
兴奋剂！ *EPO, Elixir Pro Olympics. (*Erythropoietin)
奥运作弊专用 Mi obra maestra! [SP] My masterpiece.
用甲虫也查不出来 Totally undetectable by the beetle* test.
-真的有用吗？ And does it work?
-兴奋剂有用吗？ Does it work?! EPO?
我会把您的运动员变成阿波罗！ I'll turn your athletes into Gods of the stadium!
谢哑聋… Silenceus...
放下 Put it down.
最后一次 I have my eye on you.
告诉我，捣蛋鬼… Tell me knave...
在这堆乱七八糟的玩意里… among all this junk, do you happen to have some effective
…有没有一种可以干掉… means of eliminating a guy who is, like...
…那个统治全世界和他的儿子… the boss of everybody in the world, including his son.
…而他的儿子想除掉他的人？ And whose son happens to wanna get rid of him?
你想杀了凯撒？ You want to kill Caesar?
嘘… Sh, sh!
有还是没有？ Have you got anything, or not?
我没有 For Caesar, I don't have any-thing...
才怪！ I have THE thing!
你还等什么？去拿啊 What're you waiting for? Go get it.
过来吧 Come here, you.
伟大的布鲁图，这位是达文西 O, Great Brutus, this is Coverdinpus!
很会发明创造 Remarkable boy! Very inventive.
你忽悠我？ You bullshitting me, or what?
不，岂敢啊，伟大的布鲁图 Not at all. Never, O great Brutus.
静脉曲张 A tia venia itor ome feh.
卡拉米努维，卡拉米努瓦，希米利，希米利，希米利哈 Karami nuvi, Karami nuva, Himili, himili, himili ha.
看那个！ Rove tito henna!
爱因死坦，我要用你来做下一次实验 Doctormagus, I'll use you in my next experiment,
你这个人渣… you sack of shii... aah! Aah!
你叫什么，小矮子？ What's your name again, runt?
达文西 Coverdinpus.
哦…达文西… -Coverdinpoo. - 's'.
是…达 Right, 's'.
我是布鲁图，伟大的布鲁图！ I am Brutus.
邪恶的布鲁图！随你怎么叫 Great Brutus. Evil Brutus. It depends...
我的规矩很简单 要是让我高兴满意… My rules are easy to understand. If you make me happy...
…我会给你荣华富贵 If I'm happy I'll cover you in gold.
不过要是你让我失望… But if you disappoint me...
…我就将你四马分尸！ I'll have you quartered!
你有什么本领？ What do you suggest?
那要看您想对方…怎么死 Well, it depends on what kind of death you wish.
慢死…快死… 死在客厅… Slow death, quick death, death alone at home...
…痛不欲生… agonising death,
…被毒死… death by poison...
不用，弄死就行了，别太花哨 No, dead. Dead. Simply dead. No accessories.
我快渴死了！ I was parched!
我想我有办法了 I think I have the solution.
化尸粉！哦！ - Dissolution! - What?
…闻上去也像浴盐 可其实不是 smells like bath salts, but it isn't bath salts.
只需用这里的十分之一 他会被“一洗了之” With this, the subject is dissolved in one tenth of an hourglass.
浴池有多大？10米长4米宽 - Size of the tub? - 10m x 4m, standard.
10米长4米宽 拿着吧 10m by 4m...
这个尺寸用四颗就足够了 4 grains. No more.
这些应该能满员您的特殊要求吧？ Is it a special event, wedding, a birth?
别多嘴，不要得意忘形 A retirement.
小矮人，我们奥林匹亚见 Runt, I'll see you at Olympia.
我们启程吧，希腊远着呢 Let's go, Greece isn't just next door.
希腊！雅典卫城… Ah, Greece! The Acropolis!
蓝天碧海… Azure sea... Aah!
听着，最后几句是: Voila. Listen, I'll end with:...
我和鲸鱼一同漂流到永久… "I drift endlessly among the orcs
你的爱在我心中 就像那帆上的风 "Your love rooted in my heart like the mighty oaks"
你怎么能想出…如此美丽的句子？ How do you manage to put words together so beautifully?
首先，我吃一点东西 First, I need to eat, but not too much.
然后，我必须忘记自己的强壮 灵感就这么来了 Then, I must forget I'm strong. Then the words just come.
你说得我都饿了 You've made me hungry.
再过几天 For a few days,
罗马将不再是帝国的首都 Rome loses its title of Capital of the Empire.
因为另一座城市… Converging on another city
…将会吸引全世界的 运动员和支持者 are athletes and fans from the four corners of the world.
来自各省的冠军将一较高下… Champions of every province confront each other, strictly by the book
并庆祝举世公认的体育精神 in celebration of the universal virtue of sport
在那个作为其象征的辉煌之城… in the heart of the majestic city which symbolises it:
奥林匹亚！ Olympia!
等一下，你们两个，身份证！ Woah there, you two! Identification Parchments!
万岁，凯撒！万岁，凯撒，当然… - Ave, Caesar! - Ave, Caesar, sure...
他们似乎很严格 These Romans seem nervous.
凯撒要出席奥运会 With Caesar attending the Olympics,
他们担心有马车炸弹 they're enforcing the "Despot Security Act".
马车炸弹！ Despot Security!
为啥要增加项目？ Why add a new sport?
为了让比赛更好看！ To shake things up! To evolve!
时尚一点嘛，你们这两傻冒 Modernize, you pathetic squares!
找一个球型物体 All right... you blow up a sheep's stomach.
11个穿短袍的运动员… 11 athletes kick it around,
穿着短袍和带鞋钉的凉鞋 wearing short togas and sandals with cleats,
…通过传递把它踢进… until the sheep's stomach is kicked directly into a fishing net.
一个鱼网里，怎么样？ What do you think?
这个项目叫… What would you call this new discipline?
…-什么名字？ -我叫它“脚球” Well, I'd call it feet-ball.
难听 不会流行的！ - Ridiculous! It'll never catch on. - It might.
请问一下！ Excuse me!
我们想报名 We'd like to sign up.
排错队了，售票处在那边 You're in the wrong line. Spectators buy tickets over there.
我们不是观众，是运动员 Oh no, we're not spectators, we're athletes.
是啊，高卢罗马人代表队！ Yes. The Gallo-Roman delegation!
运动员？你们？ Athletes? You?
好？ Well?...
你看不出来？ Doesn't it show?
当然看得出了，白痴！ Of course it shows. You imbeciles!
把你们的肖像…贴到左边的墙上 Get your portraits engraved, it's just on the left.
谢谢，祝您日安 - Thank you - Have a nice day.
谢谢，祝您日安 Thank you, gentlemen.
父王万岁！ Ave, Papa!
拿着这个 Hold that.
父王万岁… Ave, Papa.
-不要扰朕的清梦 Let sleeping Caesars lie.
-抱歉 Excuse me, I just got in.
我刚到，路上堵车了 There was amphora-neck traffic at the Exit fom Rome.
条条大路通罗马 但要出去就难了！ All roads may lead to Rome, but try getting out!
在希腊还习惯吗？ How are you settling in with the Greeks?
凯撒的宫殿无处不在 Caesar is quartered within his own home.
希腊是帝国的一部分 Greece is part of the Empire.
凯撒到哪都是家 Caesar is at home everywhere.
我有一个好消息 I have excellent news.
看我给您从罗马带了什么 Look what I brought you from Rome.
这次又是啥玩意？ What is it this time?
浴盐，很神奇的 Bath salts. Such a marvel, you've no idea!
可以让皮肤变光滑 让您放松… They soften the skin, relax you...
这样吧 Y'know what?
我去放水让您试试 I'll run you a bath so you can try them, right away.
这是一名艺术家… 在罗马调制的 他人很不错的 From a little artsy-craftsy perfumery in Rome by the catacombs. Lovely place.
爸爸，您每天日理万机… 'Cause you see pop, you conquer and conquer...
您建造了一个帝国… And it's great fun building Empires,
…没必要将心思放在 那些鸡毛蒜皮的小事上 but you no longer have time for the small local businessman.
太可惜了 And that's a pity.
我要让你去死，老东西！ This'll dissolve you, old man!
也许我放太多了 Maybe, a bit much.
爸爸！别管那些气泡 Papa, don't let the froth bother you, it's normal!
这是正常现象 It's part of the treatment.
这儿的水太硬了 Anyway, the water's too hard here.
那样能让它变软 That'll soften it.
没有比身上脏得发痒更难受的了 Nothing more disagreeable than chafing in your cuirass, huh?
好的… Right!
父王 Father,...
尽情沐浴吧 may your bath be delectable.
头盔！ Helmet!
试洗员！ Bath 'taster'!
废话！ Crap!
我们也要训练吗？ Do we have to train too?
大力神！ Obelix, don't!
不要！你只会让大家失望 这不公平… You'll discourage our competitors. It's not sporting.
大力神！我们认识他！ Obelix. We know him!
在森林里跑步的，菲耳普斯… In the forest... running... Gluteus...
菲耳！ - Oh, oh umm... - Gluglu...
普斯！ Mus!
哦-哦！臀大肌！ O-oh! Gluteus Maximus!
他掉下去了！ He fell off!
回头见！ Woah! See you around!
就是他们！无敌高卢人！ That's them! The invincible Gauls I told you about!
我们完蛋了！ We're screwed! We're *@¢#ed!
完蛋了！ ♪ Ma 'natu sole cchiù bell'oiné
哦，我的儿子，站在你面前 ♪ O sole mio, sta 'nfronte a te
哦，我的儿子 ♪ O sole, O sole mio,
他在你前面他在你前面 ♪ sta 'nfronte a te sta 'nfronte a te...
我要见布鲁图！ Brutus is busy, you can't enter.
-他很忙 -布鲁图在哪？ Where's Brutus?
我有急事禀报… I have a message of the highest importance.
我们会被四马分尸的！ We'll be quartered!
这是赢家 Here are the winners.
不是很像 Not a good likeness.
记住那些吹口哨的人 我会将他们四马分尸的 If they heckle me, I'll have them quartered.
她真漂亮 我知道 - She's lovely. - I know.
父王万岁！ Ave, Papa!
朕万岁！ Ave, me!
“西班牙”
“日尔曼”
“高卢”
“罗马”
“希腊”
“埃及”
-不错！ -嗯 -Not bad, huh? - Yeah.
抱歉…抱歉，借过 Pardon... Excuse me. Coming through.
抱歉… Excuse me.
好极了！好极了！ Yesss!
-好精致的乐器 -谢谢 - What a voice! - Thanks.
你是音乐家？我是高卢吟游诗人 - Are you a musician? - I'm a Gaulish bard.
哎呀，我也是吟游诗人！我叫卡可佛里克斯 卡可佛里克斯？！ Oh-my-god, I'm a bard too! I'm Cacofonix.
是我 Yes, it's me.
你的歌我都会唱！ Cacofonix? I know all your songs by heart!
阿莫里卡，阿莫里卡 ♪ Armorica, Armorica...
给我一杯忘情水 ♪ Gergovia, I love-ya
我和你吻别… ♪ My boyfriend's back...
那不是我的歌 No, that wasn't me.
太高兴了，我是你的粉丝 I'm Francix Lalannex; a big fan of yours.
我也是自己的粉丝 I'm a big fan of mine too.
下一个该我了 兴奋剂准备好了吗？ I'm next. Is the EPO ready?
今早刚做的 Fresh, this morning.
太棒了！ Great, let's go!
这东西好臭！ This stuff reeks!
是不太好闻 It's not made to 'smell' good,
但能让你变强 it makes you 'become' good.
爱因死坦！ Doctormagus...
让我打破纪录吧！ records will be smashed today!
还不错嘛 Not bad!
这是我第一次看到他不穿盔甲 这个骗子 First time I see him without armour.
盔甲通常会增加体积，但在他的情况下 Armour usually adds bulk, but in his case...
拿过来！ Gimme that!
我是说，你这儿有六块肌肉，但… OK, I mean, here's your abs...
可能是准备活动？ Could be an action hero.
看来不是… Guess not.
小心，爸爸！ Look out, Papa!
很明显他不会做蛋卷… Sure, you can't make an omelette without cracking...
运动员可没有时间下厨 You can't make omelettes. Who has time to cook, in sports?
您还好吗，爸爸？ OK, Papa?
好… Well...
我不是运动员，但我想试试 I'm no athlete, but I think I'd like that.
-什么？扔铁饼？ -是啊 - What? Spinning discs? - Yes.
我比较喜欢链球 -I prefer throwing hammers. -Really!
加油，阿斯特里克斯！加油！ Go, Asterix! Go!
让他们看看高卢人的厉害！ Show 'em what a Gaul is made of!
是我们的人！俺们村的！ We're up! That's my village!
加油，高卢队！ Go, Gaul!
看这个 Watch this.
是那种魔药，看 It's the magic potion, see.
魔药？ Magic potion?
常规用药 It's all in the dosing.
全靠手腕发力 It's all in the wrist.
手腕？ - In the wrist? -Yeah.
你想让我抓狂是吧，别闹了 You want to drive me crazy, don't you
开始吧… Well?... Huh?
真不赖呀… That's not bad
难道我们还不应该为他鼓掌吗 Now, she can't applaud my show!
你现在让我很紧张 别说了 You're getting on my nerves, now. Cut it out.
我很擅长标枪的，就是起跑不好 I throw the javelin very well!
这是助跑 我有问题 It's the run-up, I have problems with.
高卢人是无敌的 他们有… I told you the Gauls are invincible. The have a magic potion.
你说什么？ What'd you say?
我说他们是无敌的 I said they're invincible.
不，就在那之后 No, just after that.
他们不能被打败？ Uh... They can't be beaten?
不，之前那句！那是什么？ No, between the two! What was that?
魔法药水？ Uh... Magic potion?
高卢人有魔药 The Gauls have a magic potion
为什么你不早说？ and you never told me?
我说了是你的百夫长 I informed your centurion.
哪一个？哪个百夫长？ Which one? Which centurion?
指给我看！ Point him out,
我要把他的舌头割掉 so I can have his tongue cut out.
“高卢”
反对！ Objection!
抗议！ Contestation!
投诉！ Protestation!
他们作弊！ They're cheating!
这些高卢人喝了无敌魔药 J'accuse these Gauls of drinking a magic potion that makes them invincible.
-难道你啥也没喝？ -那不一样 And you took nothing?
我输了 That's irrelevant, because 'I' lost.
我们要准备进行…甲虫测试法！ We'll proceed to the beetlyser test!
啥意思？ M-Meaning?
你拿着一只甲虫 You take a beetle.
就像这样 Like that.
对着它使劲吹气 And you blow into it hard.
看见了吗？没反应 是阴性 See? No reaction. It's negative.
到你们了 Your turn.
看见了吧？ See that?
我才吹了一小口气 OK, but I fell in the cauldron when I was little.
不是什么常规用药，是禁药 It's not a question of dosing, it's doping.
团结一点嘛！ Show a little solidarity!
他们是无心作弊的 They didn't know they were cheating on purpose. - True.
取消高卢罗马人队的成绩！ The Gallo-Roman athletes are disqualified!
用魔法来增强他们的表现！ For using magic to augment their performance!
所以本场比赛 The winners of this event
获胜的是… are the team from...
…希腊队！ Greece!
我们会再见面的！ We'll meet again!
一次失败就可能是致命的 A single defeat can destroy what 1,000 victories have built.
你的表现太丢人了！ With your Olympic performance
你是罗马帝国的耻辱 you're a disgrace to the Empire!
布鲁图，你给我听好了… 如果你赢不了比赛 Listen well, Brutus, if you don't win these games,
不但会失去新娘 you won't just lose your wedding but also your status!
凯撒将发配你去 帝国最落后的领地！ Caesar will make you Procurator of the smallest province,
那是最远最荒凉的地方！ and the farthest, most barbaric one of the Empire!
你终身不准再踏足罗马… You'll never again set sandal in Rome!
以众神之母的名义！ By Juno!
以及朕的名义！万岁！ And by myself! Ave!
无所谓，反正我要杀了你 Don't care, I'll kill you.
你说什么？ What did you say?
我？ Me?
没说什么 Nothing.
哦，是的 Oh, yes,
我只是想起自己已经很久 Yes, I was thinking out loud.
没送礼物给你了 It's been a while since I got Papa a gift.
滚蛋！ Get out!
你的头盔！ Your helmet!
爱尼道斯… Lovesix...
还没完 All is not lost.
还没结束…还没结束… All - is - not - lost.
还没结束 All is not lost.
不管喝不喝药… With or without the potion,
我们都是勇敢的高卢人！ we are proud and brave. We are Gauls!
他们的肌肉比我们大 Look at them. Their muscles are 10 times bigger than mine.
肌肉？不过是摆设而已 What are muscles? Just decoration. Yeah!
他们的骨架 和你的一样大 Look at their bone structure! Same as yours!
其实你的更大 Your skeleton's even a bit bigger.
-想想你的公主 Think of your princess.
-没错！ EXACTLY!
大力神说得对 Obelix is right.
想想伊琳娜 Think of Irina.
大力神是完美的陪练 Obelix will train you in boxing.
你伤不了他！ He's the ideal sparring partner, you can't hurt him!
当心！ 来吧 Allez en guarde! Up, up, up!
不！再用力点 - No! - Hit me harder.
打他，不要害怕 用力… - Go on! - Hard, go ahead.
把他当成布鲁图 Imagine he's Brutus.
肩膀动起来！ Put your shoulder into it!
肩膀动起来！ -That's right. -Your shoulder.
不，等等 阿斯特里克斯说得对 Lean into your punches with your shoulder, like so.
你打他干嘛？我没打，我是做示范 - Who asked you to hit him? - I didn't hit him. I demonstrated.
你打了他！ - No, you hit him! - No!
没有！ 我只是把你的话做出来 I illustrated your remarks with gestures.
我让你把我的话做出来了吗？ Who asked you to illustrate my remarks with gestures?
我们要不要训练他？ Hah! Are we training him or not?
我训练他，没你的事！ 'I' train him. You do nothing!
是啊，阿斯特里克斯啥都会！ Obviously, Mister Asterix gives advice!
阿斯特里克斯啥都懂！ Mister Asterix knows best!
那你来教吧 Give your own advice, then...
既然你大力神这么聪明！ if Mister Obelix is so clever!
不！ No!
我不想！ Don't feel like it, now!
这是什么表情嘛… Oh, such long faces!
怎么了 Let's see some joy.
他想你了 卡可佛里克斯 你来这儿做什么呢？ -You're all we need! -Cacofonix, what are you doing here?
我受够那个灵感枯竭的村庄了 Oh! I'm fed up with our barbarous village where talent is crushed with fists.
我身处艺术之城 No, I'm finally in the City of Arts
歌颂你们的功绩！ to sing of your exploits!
仅仅用你的竖琴吗？ - You can put away your harp, then. - Lovesix...
别这么说，爱尼道斯 Don't say that, Lovesix.
你还是很有机会的 Your chances are good.
你那颗情人的心… You have a lover's heart which is...
比运动员的心要强大 much stronger than an athlete's heart.
好句子，我喜欢！ Oh, what a lovely line! I adore it!
运动员的心… An athlete's heart...
情人的心…运动员的心… a lover's heart.
情人的心 An athlete's heart,
他到底在说什么？ a lover's heart.
伊琳娜… ( Irina! )
伊琳娜！ ( Irina! )
爱尼道斯！ Lovesix!
一个吻…到底…是什么？ A kiss, when all is said, what is it? [CYRANO]
是忠贞的誓言 An oath that's ratified,
是不渝的承诺 a sealed promise.
是等待确认的渴求 A heart's avowal claiming confirmation
是蔷薇在… A rose-dot on...
是蔷薇在… A rose-dot on... "
在…？ ...on?
在爱情里盛开 "On the 'i' of adoration. "
什么？盛开 - The what? - THE 'I'!
谁在那儿？没人！ - Anyone there? - No, nobody!
爱尼道斯，你还没介绍… Lovesix, introduce me to the talking bush, please.
…这棵会说话的树
这是大力神，公主 This is Obelix, my Princess.
我是他的保姆… Hello, Princess.
…保镖 I'm just his mouthguard ... er, bodyguard.
没错，我的保镖，他可壮了 Voila, my bodyguard. He's incredibly strong.
-是吗？我倒要看看 Really? Let's see.
-不 No.
-就要 -不行 - Oh, yes! - No!
伊琳娜！ - Yes! - Irina, Irina!
来吧，跳！ - Jump. - No, Irina!
伊琳娜…公主！ Princess!
谢谢 Thank you.
我还从没抱过公主呢！ It's the first time I've carried a princess.
去散步吧 Go for a little walk.
笑天犬和我… Dogmatix and I...
…在这放风 will keep a lookout.
哦，你也恋爱了！ Oh, you're in love, too?
它们好美！ Oh, what a lovely couple!
他们也好美！ Oh, they're a lovely couple, too!
你该上去了 You gotta go back up quick.
我去做梯子 I'll make you a ladder.
-他们真美！ -当心，大力神 - Such a lovely couple! - Careful, Obelix.
我… I...
你… You...
我们…嘘… - We... - Shh!
喂！我的公主！ Yoo-hoo! My Princess!
-是布鲁图 -我的… Brutus!
…小甜心！ My little feta-cheese!
我的小宝贝！ My moussaka of love!
我的小亲亲！ My vine leaf!
是我！你未来的丈夫 It's me, your future groom!
抱歉这么晚了还来打扰… Sorry to bother you at this tardy hour but...
…但我想起你的美丽 at the thought of your beauty,
就作了一首诗 a few verses came to me, and...
我念给你听吧 I couldn't wait to recite them to you.
当我 When my body,
见不到你的时候… on your body,
…我的心灵如同干枯的河流 heavy as a dead horse;
我的灵魂已经… When my body no longer knows
…不属于自己… whether it still exists
…我是那么NHow I love you!
那么的爱你…\ How I love you...
我老是卡在这儿 I always get stuck there.
抱歉，我太激动了 Pardon me, I get emotional.
我继续 Prrum pum pummmm... hup!
啊！哦！ Oh, haha!
好一个不要脸的骚货！ You naughty, little thing, you!
告诉我，今晚你会一个人小跑回家 Something tells me, you'll trot home alone tonight.
我的公主，我来了！ Coming, my Princess!
靠我强壮的手臂… I'm climbing with my strong... oh, hoho...
哇！你也很强嘛！ What am I saying? Your arms are stronger!
别停在那儿啊，宝贝！ 我衣冠不整 Let's not stop half-way, ma belle!
没事！ - I'm not decent. - Never mind!
我会继续爬上这爱的阶梯！ I'll continue climbing the stairway to love!
不行，布鲁图！ No, Brutus, I'm in my nightie.
我的小甜心！怎么了？ My little feta cheese!
啊哟！ Aah...
拜拜，布鲁图 Bye-bye, Brutus.
就是这样！用力！用力！ Go for it!
-没人在体育场里唱歌？ Has anyone ever sung in a stadium?
-当然有，比如说“史前滚石乐队” Sure, The Rolling Stones.
老友！进来！快请进吧！ Ah, my friends! Come in!
帐篷简陋，请别见怪 Excuse my modest tent.
“真正的贝都因人在骆驼下宴客” A Bedouin welcomes guests even under his camel's belly.
这是美索不达米亚的一句谚语 A Mesopotamian proverb.
这是… Ah, yeah...
惊喜吧！ Surprise!
这是啥？礼物微薄，请笑纳 - What's that? - It's a little giftt.
你知道在我们这一行 这种行为叫什么？ You know what we call this in our professional jargon?
贿赂！ Corruption!
这么大话！不，这不是贿赂 Haha, such big words! No, it's not corruption.
稍安毋躁，送银才叫贿赂 Corruption is like, giving you money.
那这是什么？ So what's this?
这是…金子 This... is gold.
黄金小礼 A gift of gold.
我们很难拒绝礼物 If it's a gift, it's impolite to refuse.
不，布鲁图先生！你敲错门了！ No, Mr Brutus! You got the wrong person!
诚实正直是普世… Honesty, probity, ubiquit...
两位，跟我走 Gentlemen, follow me.
我们听得耳起茧了！ We've heard enough!
喂，土包子！有什么事？ - Hey, fart face! - Huh?
要不这样 I have another proposition.
我也能把你 What if I had you quartered?
和你的副手四马分尸 啊？ You and your two stooges. Hm?
我们拿金子吧 We'll take the gold, huh? - Yep. - Yeah.
马上拿走 We'll take it right away.
小伙子们，摔跤比赛不用你们上场 Boys, for the wrestling event, I won't need you.
我有件秘密武器 I have a secret weapon.
你们将会看到一个 史无前例的大力士 You'll see, the wrestler that all of antiquty will envy!
世间超级无敌壮男！ The strongest man in the world !
每天早餐后就能打晕5头公牛 He fears neither fear nor pain.
徒手榨出椰子汁 He KO's 5 oxen every day at breakfast!
力拔山河的人肉摔跤机 He crushes coconuts with his hands to extract the juice!
战斗机器！一座山的战斗机器！ A fighting machine! A mountain of a fighting machine!
有请巨人小子！ I call him Humungus!
出来！小家伙！ Come, boy! Come on, kid!
来吧！真乖！ Come! Come on, baby!
儿子，过来爹爹这里！ Come to papa!
嘿？谁是坏孩子？ Hey? Who's a bad boy?
别动，会吓到他的 Don't make any sudden moves, it can spook him.
他是个好动的人！ Oh, he's a feisty one!
谁是我活泼的儿子？ Who's my feisty boy?
嘿，硬汉！ Hey, tough guy!
冷静！ Calm down!
巨人小子跟我吵过架 小事一桩 A little anecdote:
我们意见有点分歧 没什么大不了的 we had a little difference of opinion. Nothing serious.
但我想把他四马分尸 Anyhow, I wanted to have him quartered. But get this...
这家伙的关节非常强壮… my boy's so strong in the joints, that...
…一使劲就能把马劈开两断 the 4 horses were torn in two from the effort.
你打不过的！厉害吧？ Come on, you can't beat that!
好，巨人小子，儿子？ Right, Humungus, huh?
他吃过了吗？ - Has he eaten? - Three times.
行动 The action is out there.
走，巨人小子！ Go, Humungus!
都吃屎去吧！ - Crush'em! - Ungawa, andale!
选手的心脏！ Athlete's heart...
“罗马对埃及”
我们该给他喝一滴魔药 Maybe we should give him a drop of potion.
罗马:胜！ Rome: winner!
-谁又赢了？ -巨人小子！ - Who's the man? - Brutus!
下一位！ Next!
来吧！ Let's go!
人头攒动！ This crowd!
热情高涨！ This ambience!
这种观众才值得我一展才华！ Finally an audience worthy of me!
我要唱歌！ I must sing!
你敢！ You'd better not!
一小滴… Just a drop...
你倆怎么了？ What's wrong with you two?
大力神，不许犯规！ Obelix, we don't cheat!
卡可佛里克斯，不许唱歌！听见了吗？ Cacofonix, we don't sing! Is that clear?
罗马:胜！ Rome: winner!
原谅我们 Excuse us.
原谅我们所向无敌 Excuse us for being better.
凯撒觉得运动会极富娱乐性 Caesar finds these games quite pleasant, finally.
把高卢人 As for the Gaul,
摔成肉酱 reduce him to purée
我就给你披黄金甲，黄金甲！ and I'll cover you with gold. Gold!
你是猛兽，巨人小子！ You're an animal. AN ANIMAL! GO, GO!
或者戴上这个？ How about this? Yes, maybe?
好吧 Fine, OK.
来吧 你会赢的！ Come, Lovesix. You're going to win!
上！放手一搏！ Let's go! Go for it!
你还要参加我的婚礼… You'll see!
…与公主的婚礼 For Irina.
要报答我，就请我去参加 I hope you have the decency to invite me
你的葬礼吧 to your funeral!
什么？ -Turn around! - What?
在你后面！ - Behind you! - Behind you!
起来！ On your feet! Get up!
站起来！
也好，他吃得拳最少 Good for him, he took the fewest punches.
对方弃权，罗马胜 Rome wins by default!
抱歉 Excuse me.
布鲁图:胜！ Brutus: winner!
“罗马:2”
阿斯克里特斯！ Asterix!
我会打败你的，快点！ I'll eat you alive!
快呀，阿斯克里特斯！
快！快！
快！
喂…喂！
那是犯规的！ That's not allowed!
他在干什么？！快看！ What's he doing? Look at him!
喂！但是，他在作弊！ But, he's cheating!
我犯规又怎么样！我累坏了！ Oh, I'm exhausted!
怎么回事？ What?
有什么问题吗？ Got a problem?
布鲁图:胜！ Brutus: winner!
没有问题 No problem.
没希望了 It's hopeless.
他输了也判他胜 Even when he loses, he wins.
喂，凯撒… Well? Julius...
开心吗？ You happy?
赢得妙！ Some victory!
我慨叹罗马的雄伟壮观！ It's a lovely thing; Rome's grandeur!
布鲁图也许胜了… Brutus will win the games
但他的犯规行为 会成为帝国上下挖苦罗马的笑柄 but thanks to his tricks, they'll mock the Romans to the ends of the Empire.
没有人犯规！我在跟你爸爸讲话 - There was no trickery! - Tut-tut! I'm talking to Papa.
凯撒大帝将成为… Julius Caesar will become
…贻笑大方的奥运冠军！ Olympic champion of laughing-stocks!
要钉死他？还是拿去喂狮子？ Do you want him impaled? Devoured? Cut in two?
区区一个高卢人还真大言不惭！ Such audacity, little Gaul!
竟敢挑战凯撒！ You dare to defy Caesar!
你太鲁莽了 Very rash of you.
情节比你轻的人都被狮子吞掉了 Others ended up in lions' bellies for less.
说得好，爸爸！ Well said, Papa!
如果我是您的话 我把他四马分尸！ If I were you, I'd have him quartered!
你说罗马犯规了？ You say Rome cheated?
观众失望了？ You say the public is disappointed?
布鲁图不代表罗马 Know this, little Gaul; Brutus is not Rome...
朕一向尊重 and that Caesar has always respected
臣服国人民的意愿 the will of conquered peoples.
万岁！凯撒，万岁！ - Ave! - AVE!
你们想看一场 勇气和胆识的较量吗？ You want a test of valour and courage?
没有兴奋剂和贪污舞弊的裁判 Without potions or corrupt judges?
是的！ YESSS!
你们想看血汗？ You want blood...
还有泪水吗？ sweat and tears?
是的！ YESSS!
朕宣布取消之前的所有比赛… Then, Caesar annuls all that happened so far...
…谁在最后一场比赛:… and decrees that the winner...
战车比赛中胜出 will be whoever wins the last event...
谁就是获胜者 the chariot race!
你还有完没完了！ Are you done!
见风使舵！什么玩意 Bastard!
你想到什么好主意了？ Whatta-ya got?
凯撒喜爱照镜子… All right, since Caesar is in love with his reflection,
…这就是他致命的弱点 his image will be his downfall.
真的有用吗？ How's it work?
…藏着毒针飞镖 poison darts.
当受害者…走到镜前 When the chosen person is presnt before the mirror,
系统就会…放出毒镖 the reflection triggers a mechanism that releases the darts,
受害人就会当场暴毙 Instantaneous death.
-当场暴毙？ Instantaneous?
标度盘上可选择“暴毙” “惨死”… If you set it on Instantaneous Death. You can also set it on Agonising Death,
或“孤独死”、“死翘…” or Death Alone In His Room, or Death...
知道了，过来帮下忙 把它搬到那里 Yes, yes, yes. Help me put it there.
爸爸！ Papa!
别来无恙？ How's it going?
这位是 May I present,
达文西 - Coverdinpoo... - "s"
达文西… - Coverdinpoo... - "s"
参见父皇凯撒大帝 J.C. -- Julius Caesar, my father.
万岁 ( Ave. )
达文西,切割镜子的工匠 Coverdinpoo is a mirror maker.
他为您造了这份礼物 真的吗？ He made your gift.
达文西，说说你的贡品！ Coverdinpoo, tell him about your gift!
你造的镜子 Yes, you made it,
由你来介绍最好不过 You'd be best to describe it. No?
拜见… Ave, ave.
至尊无上 O very great...
千秋万代的凯撒大帝！ O, immensest Caesar!
朕万岁！ Ave, me!
够了！ On your feet!
凯撒，这是… Well, you see, o Caesar, it's...
一面镜子 It's a mirror.
但不是一般的镜子 But not just any mirror. Because...
凯撒要镜子干什么？ what is a mirror to Caesar?
凯撒是… Since, Caesar...
美的化身 is beauty itself?
但不是一般的美… But not just any beauty! Not beauty...
是美的最高形式 but 'Beauty' at its most beautiful!
我觉得镜子… I said to myself, a mirror cannot
…可能完全映照出凯撒的美！ reflect an image more beautiful than Caesar's beauty.
因为没有人 That's impossible since Caesar
比凯撒更美！ is the most beautiful!
-不可能，对吧？ -不可能 - Impossible, right? - Impossible.
不过，镜中的凯撒也不能… Then again, it can't reflect back to Caesar a reflection less beautiful than
…因为那会侮辱了… but, because it would insult Caesar's beauty.
…制造一面镜子…它能反映出… to create a mirror that would send back a reflection...
对不起！ ( Oops, pardon. )
完美地映照出…凯撒的美… which would be a perfect reflection of Caesar's beauty.
它就像是… Something like a...
它就像是一面镜子！ - Like a mirror! - Like a mirror!
它就像是一面镜子，爸爸 它就像是一面镜子… Voila, like a mirror, Papa! A mirror, you know...
…我们能从中看到爸爸的样子 to look at yourself, Papa.
可以打开了吗？开吧 - Shall I uncover it? - Yes, uncover it.
我配不起…照这面镜子… I'm not worthy to be reflected in this mirror.
不打扰您欣赏最帝气凛然的…映像！ I'll leave you with your Caesarliest reflection.
父皇… 愿这面端庄的镜子… Father, may this modest mirror...
…带给您永久的安宁 bring you eternal serenity.
父皇万岁 万岁 - Ave, father. - Ave.
继续… Go on
照照镜子！ ( Come on, look at yourself. )
你是最帅的 ( Come on, you're the fairest of 'em all. )
继续… ( Go on. )
继续！ ( Go on! )
继续，继续…继续！ ( Go on, go on, go on, go on. )
试镜师！ Mirror 'taster'!
万岁 Ave.
*我一见你就笑 ♪ J'ai perdu la tête
我一见你就笑 ♪ Depuis que j'ai vu Suzette
*你那翩翩风采 ♪ Je perds la raison
太美妙 ♪ Chaque fois que j'vois Suzon
听着，我们要…绑架高卢佬的祭司 Listen, what we should do is abduct their druid
逼他交出魔药 and oblige him to give us his magic potion.
是吗？-那是什么？ -隐形丹 Oh, yeah? How do you intend to do that?
我们甚至不能再作弊了 这是规矩 We're not even allowed to cheat anymore. It's a rule.
有人问你吗？ Anybody ask you, hm?
我们问过他吗？ Silenceus, did we ask him?
快闭嘴！ Ah! So zip it!
闭嘴！ Shut-yer-trap!
你打算做什么？ What's your angle?
隐形药 An elixir of invisibility.
在祭司大会上…绑架杰塔大师 To kidnap Getafix during the druids' convention.
菲耳普斯 喝了它 Gluteus Maximus, drink this.
我有点消化不良 The thing is... I've got a bit of a liver problem.
真可惜 肚子疼吧？ That's too bad! Must be painful, no?
好点了吗？好多了 - Better now? - Much better.
喝了它 Swallow it.
你的药好像没什么效果… It's not working.
现在开始生效了！菲耳普斯 Now, go, Gluteus Maximus.
-他不见了！ Go and... fetch!
-不，他在我们周围 啊啾！ No, no, we'll go with him.
现在有请来自… And now, here is Numeric
…黑森林(德国西南山林区)的 from the Black Forest.
…算术大师！亲爱的各位同行… My dear druid friends, dear colleagues.
本人发明了一种弹性药水 I invented an elasticity potion.
想请四位高大魁梧的祭司帮帮忙 Can I get 4 burly druids to assist me?
哎呀！ Oopla!
继续，拉向四面 Now, pull. As hard as you can.
拉吧，拉！ Pull. Voila, pull!
再拉！继续拉… G-Go on, pull. Don't hold back.
对了 Good. Voila!
这就是我所说的…有弹性… That's what I call elasticity!
你刚才和我说了些什么 Remind me of the plan again?
可问题就是: 祭司和我们 Here's the problem. The druids vs. us.
我们在这边，祭司们在那边 In geodesic relief, we spread out.
我们成三角形散开 We corroborate, more or less.
互相巩固，然后局部化 And we localise.
什么意思？ And that means?
意思是… -好的 -It means... -OK.
很简单，在地形上… It's very simple. Topographically, all we need to do..
够了 菲耳普斯，抓住他！ Cut the crap! Gluteus Maximus, fetch him!
你们可以放手了 All right, you can let go, now.
怎么回事！ -Ah! Oh! -Woof!
你又想干什么？ What's wrong?
他很碍事 He's crowding me.
乖，过来，小伙子 Honestly! Come here, boy.
阿斯克里特斯！大力神！ Asterix! Obelix!
阿斯克里特斯，大力神 我们的朋友… Asterix, Obelix, my friends!
杰塔大师被劫走了 Getafix has been taken.
一股隐形力量绑架了祭司… An invisible force has kidnapped your druid!
…在祭司大会上 during our convention!
这是什么世道？ Kidnapping a druid? What an age we live in!
隐形力量…你确定？ An invisible force? Are you sure?
我相信自己的眼睛 As sure as I'm looking at you.
大力神 Obelix.
如果笑天犬嗅到 杰塔大师摸过的东西… If we get Dogmatix to sniff something that Getafix touched,
…你说他能否找到祭司？ do you think he could find his trail?
你刚才说他碍事 I thought he was crowding you!
笑天犬先生 阿斯克里特斯向你道歉 Mr Dogmatix, Mr Asterix apolgises.
得了吧？ All right, now?
要给他嗅什么？ What should he sniff?
找到杰塔大师！ Find Getafix!
继续 Go on.
他在干嘛？ What's he doing, now?
向同伴们问路 He's asking his pals, which way.
蹲下！ Down!
他找到了！ He's found it.
我留守这里！ - I'll stay here. - Good idea.
-好主意！ -我要养精蓄锐 I need to be rested for my audience.
对不起 Pardon.
笑天犬，停下来 乖乖！过来 Dogmatix, good! Come here, boy.
什么事，高卢人？ Yes, Gauls?
按时间算的话…你们是迟到了 My friends, it was time you got here!
杰塔大师！ Getafix, did anyone hurt you?
他们没把你怎么样吧？我说过没有蝙蝠的唾沫 They want me to make potion I said I needed bat's spit.
我配制不了魔药 他们要毒打我 If I keep stalling, they'll torture me.
为区区药水伤害祭司？ Hurting a druid! And for potion, of all things!
分给大家吧！ Give everybody the potion!
让人人平等 我也能参赛！ That way they'll all be equal, and I can participate!
大力神 Obelix...
你是天才！ You're a genius!
也许是吧… 既然罗马人想要这药水 Since the Romans are so eager to have this potion,
就给他们一些吧 we'll give 'em some!
我就是这意思 好主意，阿斯克里特斯 -That's what I'm talking about! -Good idea, Asterix!
我第一次看见有人被蝙蝠毒打 Silenceus, it's the first time I've seen anyone get beaten up by a bat!
如果祭司不合作，就把他四马分尸 That druid better be cooperative, or I'll have him quartered.
只有他知道配方 But then he can't make the potion.
对 That's true.
守卫！ The guards!
帐篷！ The tent!
祭司！ The druid!
好了，我跟你说了什么？ There, what did I tell you?
他炖了魔法药水！ He made his magic stew.
他屈服了，祭司蠢死了！ He got scared and cracked. Druids are cretins!
他为何留下大锅炉？ Why did he leave us the cauldron?
我知道为什么 I dunno why he left the cauldron!
他急于逃走 他喝了一点，然后揍晕两个守卫 He's in a hurry, he drinks some, knocks out 2 guards and runs off.
哦！ I'd do the same. - Hey!
肯定是个陷阱 It's surely a trap.
有见地 You're right.
菲耳普斯，你来试试 Gluteus.
为何不叫他试一次？ Me? Why not him?
也对 Fair point.
口渴吗？ Hey! You thirsty?
还没 No, I'm fine.
是吗？来 Oh, yeah? Go on.
感觉怎么样？ Well?
没什么感觉 I feel nothing.
打人看看 Thump someone.
打谁？ Who?
别打他 Not him.
你！ You!
为何是我？ Why me?
我迫不及待要见识一下！ I've been itching to do it for a while!
-我也是 -不要啊… Me too.
菲耳普斯！ No, Coverdinpus...
别用那个，你会折断它的 No, not with that, you'll break it.
好！奏效！奏效！ Yes! Yes! It works! It works!
我们拿到了魔药！ We have the magic potion!
我要赢得奥运会，赢尽一切！ I'll win the Olympic Games and much more!
我要成为… I shall become...
…世界的主宰！ Master of the World! Il maestro del mondo! [IT.]
世界的主宰！ Il commendatore. (Knight Commander)
“德国加油！”
沙比较潮湿 土会很沉 The sand is damp. It'll be a sloppy track.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
跟马咬耳朵，你不懂的 Whispering to the horse, you never know...
你的车轮安了5个箍 更能抓住地面 I put on wheels with a 5 groove tread pattern.
这样附着力就会很强了 I think you'll get better traction.
听上去不错，我们会打败他们 Seems like a good strategy. We'll beat them.
好，上吧 好的 OK, let's go.
看吧 Voila.
不想碰到这种东西，但很难根除… You want them gone, but...
…这些个小虫子 it's not easy to make these critters disappear.
你可以吃掉它们 You can eat them.
是 不 嗯… Yeah, no. Um...
他们吃，不是我吃 我是老大，所以不用… It's OK for them, but not me, 'cause I'm the boss. So...
我们商量一下好吗？不行 -Can we negotiate? -No!
你们先吃，吃啊！ Go ahead, eat up!
不，你先！ No, no. You first!
我？ Me?
轮到你 Your turn.
快！废话少说，吃 C'mon, c'mon! Shut up and eat.
好恶心！ Disgusting.
愿竞技场上的 May the sand in the stadium...
黄沙… turn red...
…被臣服者的鲜血染红！ with the blood of the losers!
凯撒万岁！ Ave, Caesar!
有风使尽帆，老爷子 That's it, Papa. Enjoy it while you can.
瞧他那副德性 Look how happy he is!
威风不了多久 It won't last.
爱尼道斯… Lovesix!
快跑！
快跑！ 驾！驾！
第一位:高卢 第四位:罗马
1德国:2西班牙:3希腊 4罗马:5埃及:6高卢
我的天啊！ That's gotta hurt!
受伤了
5高卢:6埃及
驾！
驾！快跑！
驾！ 快跑！快跑！
快跑！
驾！驾！
快跑！ 快跑！
喂，希腊佬！ Hey, Greek!
检查你的车轮！ Check your axle!
我在那儿上面…做了一些小手脚 I 'tweaked' it before the start!
驾！ Ciao!
难以置信！ Aw! This is just not possible!
第2圈
1德国:2西班牙:3罗马 4高卢:5希腊:6埃及
好的，舒马赫，领先100沙秒 Good, Michael. You're a tenth of an hourglass ahead
好样的！
快跑！驾！ Mas rapido! Haa! Haa!
西班牙继德国后进入第二圈
快跑！快跑！ 罗马:第二圈
加油，爱尼道斯，你是最棒的！ Go, Lovesix. You're the best!
驾！驾！
爱尼道斯！爱尼道斯！ Lovesix! Lovesix!
把魔药给布鲁图是明智之举吗？ Was it a good idea giving the potion to Brutus?
耐心点，大力神… Patience, Obelix...
耐心？现在爱尼道斯垫底 Patience? But now, Lovesix is last.
驾！
快跑！ Mas rapido!
驾！驾！
驾！
快跑！快跑！
驾！
德国进入第三圈 西班牙出局
怎么了？他领先居然停下来？ What? He's ahead and he stops?
可能有人改了规则 Yeah, maybe someone changed the rules.
关键时刻 It's all on the line now, guys.
老肖，我要多点抓地的力量 Jean, I need more traction.
双抓地车轮！ OK. Put on the dual traction wheels!
不能再进维修站了 交给你了…舒马赫 No more pit-stops. It's all up to you, Michael.
罗马进入第三圈 1德国:2罗马:3高卢:4西班牙
驾！驾！ Yaah! Yaah!
去吧 Let's go, guys.
用了300沙秒，干得好 3 tenths of an hourglass. Good work, guys!
给我冲！
冲啊！
借我几个零件好吗？ Can you lend me some parts?
别了，匈奴！ Bye-bye, fat Teuton!
犯规！ Cheater!
不可能！ Impossible!
这还叫战车比赛？ Call this a chariot race?
叫马戏表演好过了！ I call it a circus. Lamentable!
我要记下来！ I'm noting it down!
带空闲的马出来！快！ Prepare the emergency horses! Hurry!
爱人！ My beloved!
布鲁图！ Brutus!
伊琳娜！ Irina!
什么？ What?
你在做什么？ What the?...
在为他打气 It's just to encourage him.
加油！
谢谢，老肖！ Thanks, Jean!
加油！加油！
大力神！弄停那架马车！ - Obelix! - What?
何必呢？空车来的！ - Stop that chariot! - Why? It's empty.
就是空车才有用，快！-照做！ Exactly! Come on, just do it!
-对！ Hold him!
好极！ Perfect!
宝贝，上！ Yaah! Go, my babies!
他在干吗？ What's he up to?
你真是牛皮灯笼！ Don't you understand me?
他不能赢爱尼道斯！ He can't beat Lovesix!
西班牙战车，上！ "Iberian chariot". Anda, siii!
喂，爱尼道斯！现在谁是冠军？ Hey, Lovesix, who's her champion now, huh?
驾！ Yaah!
停！ Stop!
哇！ Whoa!
我们走！ OK, go!
羊皮的？ Is that sheepskin?
他在哪？ He's not here. Where's Dogmatix?
笑天犬不见了！ Dogmatix disappeared!
别怪我，我连歌都没唱 It's not my fault! I didn't even sing!
笑天犬！ Dogmatix?
禁卫军，比赛即将结束，怎么着？ Praetorians, the race'll be over, soon. So, what's our plan, again?
贵宾包厢 The podium... us...
我们渗入，包围 小心行事… Infiltration. Encirclement. Formal caution...
然后我说，“你被捕了！” 就跟彩排一样 Like we rehearsed, I say: "You are under arrest!"
谁被捕？我们？ Who? Us?
不，不是你们！ No, not you!
布鲁图？ Brutus?
不，不是布鲁图！ Not Brutus.
爱尼道斯！ Lovesix!
跳，爱尼道斯！来吧！ Lovesix, jump!
记得最重要的事情:…-要完成比赛！ -明白！ Don't forget, it's important to 'finish' the race! - Yes!
大力神！他在那儿 Obelix! He's over there!
-哪儿？ -那儿 - Where? - There!
笑天犬！ Dogmatix!
比夏日之恋更浓情！ Now that's stronger than puppy love!
-也更认真 -说得对 - Seems kinda serious. - I'll say!
这是个阴谋！我逮捕凯撒还有布鲁图… It's a plot! With Caesar arrested, Brutus takes power
披上黄金甲！ and covers me in gold.
那我们呢？ And us?
我记得好像没有你们 没有提到你们两位 No, I don't recall anything about you guys.
拜托！ C'mon!
听见了吗？这是个阴谋… …推翻凯撒！ Did you hear that? A plot against Caesar!
罗马进入第五圈
菲耳普斯！ Gluteus Maximus!
“罗马”
割断放我出来，笨蛋！ Get me loose, moron!
轻点！轻点！ Gently!
别让我抓住
再见，布鲁图！ See you, Brutus!
1.高卢:2.罗马
滚开！ Piss off!
这个会让你喷火！张开嘴！ You'll be farting fireworks! Open up!
好喝吧？ Good stuff, huh?
让你马力倍增！ This'll pep you up! Go!
喝吧，好东西来的！ C'mon, take it. It's good potion!
加油，爱尼道斯！加油！ -Go, Lovesix! -Go, go, go!
快跑！快跑！ Los jetzt! ( Come on, now! )
驾！ Yaah1
第一:罗马
万岁，布鲁图！ BRUTUS, BRUTUS, BRUTUS...
大声点！我听不见！ Louder! I can't hear you!
布鲁图！布鲁图！ Brutus!
1.罗马:2.高卢 布鲁图！布鲁图！
就这样！ Voila!
布鲁图赢了奥运会 Brutus won the Games.
希腊赢得了一位亲王 And Greece won a prince.
凯撒很开心 Caesar is happy.
朕觉得运动会极富娱乐性 He finds these games very entertaining .
虽未必能延续2000年 They may not last 2,000 years but...
但的确很有趣 谢谢 you must admit they're entertaining. - Thank you
一切都还好！ Everything's going well.
反对！ Objection!
申诉！ Contestation!
抗议！ Protestation!
给了我们超人的力量！ which gives superhuman strength!
什么？ What?
我？ Me?
说我犯规？ 'I' cheated?!
小子你神经病！ You've lost your marbles, little Gaul!
布鲁图不需要魔药…去赢得比赛！ Brutus needs no magic potion to win!
首先，我不会制造魔药 First, I can't make magic potion.
第二，我不认识会制造它的祭司 Second, I don't know any druid who can make magic potion.
住嘴！ So, zip it!
希腊公主不能嫁给骗子 A Greek princess may not be betrothed to a cheater.
我要求布鲁图参加甲虫测试！ I demand that Brutus take the beetlyser test!
谁叫她的？ Who asked her to butt in?
我很乐意，甜心… Gladly, my myrtle-berry extract.
…你说测什么我就测什么 I'll submit to any controls you wish.
有人窃取圣物！ Sacrilege!
甲虫不见了！ The beetles have disappeared!
还能说什么呢？ 我们有心无力… And I was so ready and willing, and all....
我们的祭司… Really, Brutus? It turns out, we don't need the beetles.
…给魔药染了色，诱捕像你这种… Our druid coloured the magic potion
…骗子！ to trap cheats like you!
所以…你马匹的舌头是… That's why your horses' tongues...
…蓝色的！ are blue!
你的也是！ Like yours!
蓝舌头？荒谬！ A blue tongue? Absurd!
别开玩笑了！ Ah, no! Get serious!
布鲁图… Brutus?
如果你想娶我 If you want my hand,
就把舌头伸出来 I order you to stick out your tongue at me.
不行，甜心… 那样很无礼 I couldn't, ma cherie. It'd be too rude.
布鲁图… Brutus!
伸长一些！ Better than that!
全伸出来！ More!
向高卢人致敬！ Long live the Gauls!
向高卢人致敬！向高卢人致敬！ Long live the Gauls!
-我们是冠军！ -我的舌头是蓝色的吗？ ♪ We are the champions!
你干吗不早说？！ Couldn't you have told me?!
高卢崛起！高卢崛起！ ♪ Up, Gaul!
那是最后一击！ That's the last straw!
布鲁图先生 Mr Brutus, no hard feelings, huh?
不要难过，志在参与 The main thing is to participate.
乡巴佬，先失陪了！ Hey, whiskers, not now, OK!
布鲁图先生 有人要阴谋推翻你老爸！ Ah, Mr Brutus, some men are plotting against your papa!
-罗马人来的！ -一身黑衣！ - Romans! - Dressed in black!
我们应该为他排忧解难 Maybe we should give him a hand.
你留了胡子，我从没留意到 You, do, have whiskers. I never noticed, before.
你被捕了！ You are under arrest!
是的，爸爸！ Oh, yeah, Papa!
输了比赛，赢了皇位！ Unlucky at games, lucky in succession!
造反者是布鲁图 -可恶- 凯撒驾崩！ - It was Brutus' plot! - Now, that's...
布鲁图横空出世！ Caesar's dead! Brutus is born!
布鲁图一世万岁！布鲁图一世万岁！ Long live Great Brutus the First!
抓住他！ Seize him!
我叫你们抓住他！ I said, seize him!
-抓住他，特纳西斯！ -是… Tenacius, seize him!
运动会办得不错，很轻松 Nice games, huh? Very relaxing.
我说，“抓住他”… When I said, "Seize him"...
…那是开玩笑的 我意思是“扶他起来” I was joking. I meant, "Help him climb up. "
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
那不叫拳击，凯撒先生 No, that's not a slap, Mr Caesar.
谁问你了，胖子？ Who asked you, fatso?
我来示范一下 Permit me.
那才叫拳击 That's a slap.
劳驾，高卢人 Thank you, Gaul.
我们必须给予高卢人 Render unto the little Gaul
他们应得的东西 that which is the little Gaul's.
赛车和奥运会的… The race and the Olympic Games
获胜队伍是: were won by the team
高卢罗马人！ of Gallo-Romans!
谢谢！谢谢各位！ Thank you! Thank you, people!
欧布诺西亚斯国王 是个守信用的人 King Obnoxias being a man of his word,
伊琳娜和爱尼道斯的婚礼 如期在希腊举行 Irina and Lovesix's wedding is held in Greece,
宴请所有Nwith the whole Gaulish village present
远道而来的高卢人…\ who made the trip for the occasion
以及古代世界的各国贵宾 as did the upper crust of all antiquity,
3比2！ Voila, 3 - 2!
美筑斯来了！美筑斯！ Edifis is here!
大力神！ Obelix!
-幸会！ -老兄！ - I ' m glad to see you! - My friend!
幸会！ What a pleasure to see you!
杰塔大师！ Getfixed!
很高兴见到你！ Great to see you.
美筑斯！ Edifis!
仓鼠里森！ -Hamsterixm! - 'ix'.
不对！ - ixmm. - You said it wrong!
真搞笑…你变帅了 I dunno, I...
别拿我寻开心！ You look handsomer than last time..
真的，我发誓 -No, stop it! -It's true. I swear.
-幸会 Good to see you.
-听说你们赢了 Me too, I hear you won the Olympics.
是的！我来告诉你… Yes! Let me tell you...
我们从药水开始 We started with the potion.
然后，他们说… Then, they said...
杰利亚特斯夫人… 美筑斯 Mrs Geriatrix - Edifis.
他是埃及皇后的私人建筑师 说得好 - He's Cleopatra's personal architect. - It's important to stipulate that.
你好，美筑斯 美筑斯… -Hello, Edifis. -Hello.
你好，夫人 Hello, ladies.
各位朋友，打扰一下 Friends, please!
不介意的话，交给专家吧 Leave it to the professionals please.
我想介绍一位吟游诗人 Um, may I present a fellow bard.
他热力四射 You'll see, he's great.
他叫长毛斯 Francrix Lalenix.
你好，奥林匹克斯！ Hey, Olympix!
让我们热烈欢迎他 Give him a triumpal welcome.
我所爱！ ♪ My love!
两位，我来展示… Gentlemen, let me present
…足球的新雏形 the new prototype of feet-ball.
各种类型我都做过 I've done all kinds stuff.
我建了泰国的清真寺 I built the Taj Halal.
听过吗？在巴布亚 Heard of it? It's in Papua.
里面有什么？ -What's in it? -Nyanya, nya?
空心的，什么也没有 What's in it? There's nothing in it.
圆形的肉馅羊肚 It's a sheeps belly. It's circular...
比萨斜塔… The Tower of Peas, for example
那也是我建的，倾斜到一侧 I did that. OK, it din't turn out too well, but...
那是设计理念 It's a concept.
我可以为你的闺密建房子 I can build a cockpit for your two friends.
没意思？ Not funny?
踢不了，我还拿给你看吗？ It'll never work. To hell with your "It'll never work"!
能不能踢，走着瞧 You'll see if it works.
喂，阿斯克里特斯！ Hey, Asterix!
我怎么跟你说的？ Huh? What did I tell you?
那是用球拍打球 That is good! It's called bucket-ball.
你是运动员？ You're a sportsman?
是的，有时客串一下 Yes, of course, on several occasions.
给我看看你的能耐 Show me what you can do.
好的 OK.
对着球 With the ball.
好的… OK...
这样提起你的兴趣？ Does it excite you, when I do that?
就这样？“就这样”？ - Rather not, - What do you mean?
你想怎样？ What do you want?
齐达内斯…-我们做了多久表兄弟？ -很久了 - Zidanis, how long have we been cousins? - Way, too long.
你也是埃及人 - You're Egyptian, like me. - I'm not Egyptian.
我不是，你让我穿这件垃圾 You dressed me in this Egyptian crap.
我给你买了好看的假发，喜欢吗？ I bought you nice hair. Like it?
我喜欢这头发 Yes, I like the hair.
你欠我一个人情 That's thanks to me.
-滚出我的地盘 You're bustin' my pyramids.
-你才滚出我的地盘！我有个宏图大志 No, you're bustin' my pyramids! I'm working on something big.
你老是满口大志！结果我们得到狗屎 It's always something big with you! And we get the crap.
我的经验是: I found this... and I'm keeping it.
够呛！ Tough luck!
瞧，那不是参加奥运的料？ Oh lala! Look, isn't that Olympic, huh?
神奇的脚下功夫 Amazing what he does with his feet!
他像个职业球员 It's like he's done it all his life.
他还没打算退役吧 He's sure not about to retire!
爷爷？ Hey, Gramps?
想要？ Want it?
去拿吧！ There you go!
好样的 That's good!
慢着，我称之为手球 Hold on. I'll call it hands-ball.
美筑斯！幸会 Edifis! Good to see you.
把球给我好吗？ Can I have my ball?
迈克尔.乔丹斯，看那边！ Look, Michael Jordanus.
这样做对你的身体没好处 You're risking your health doing that to me!
先生，求求你，把球还我好吗？ Please, mister, can I have my ball back?
你肯定我们当红过？ So, are you sure we were a hit?
半红不黑呗 A 'smashed' hit.
别生闷气了 Stop sulking.
是还是不是？是 - Yes or no? - Yes.
亲亲！ Gimme a kiss!
不，别人会… 亲一下 - No, people can... - Kiss!
看见的 我叫你亲 - They can see us. - I said, kiss!
我是美筑斯 - I'm Edifis. - Now!
现在！ Now!
那里！ There!
奥运会挺不错的 Not bad at all, these Olympics, huh?
你赢不了优秀的野猪猎人 Yeah but, not as good as a boar hunt.
布鲁图！你说过会给我们戴黄金甲的 Hey, Brutus, you were supposed to cover us in gold.
我们却被拴上锁链 But we're covered in chains.
我从没这样说过，你误会了 I never said that. You misunderstood me.
安静点！ Silence!
凯撒需要安详宁静… Caesar needs calm...
…以便仔细欣赏帝王的映像 to appreciate his imperial reflection.
你们两个！ Hey, you two!
划得快点，安静点！ Row faster and no chatter!
你也是，儿子 You too, my son.
再见，爸爸 Ave, Papa.